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Aries: Two. One Aries to try to tell everyone body what to do. One Taurus to do it for you because your wild energy is driving him crazy!
Taurus: One. First you’d change the light bulb, then you’d save the broken bulbs for your collection.
Gemini: The more the merrier! You’d go shopping for the trendiest light bulb you can find, then try to charm someone else into changing it for you. If that doesn’t work, you’ll just skip it and go out dancing.
Cancer: Depends on whose light bulb it is. You’ll always come to the rescue of a friend in need, but if your light bulb is out, you’ll just sit around brooding.
Leo: None. Leos don’t change light bulbs.
Virgo: Five. One to organize the effort, one to make a check list, one to do a study on the most efficient bulbs, one change the light bulb and one to throw away the garbage.
Libra: Fifteen. You all sit around discussing the pros and cons of lighting until it get’s dark, then you’d light a candle so you can keep on talking about who is going to do it.
Scorpio: Three. One to actually change the bulb and the other two to eavesdrop, examine, photograph, and wiretap to make sure it was done right and there was no ulterior motive.
Sag: Who knows? You wanted to change the light bulb but you got distracted along the way and showed up late! You went out and had so much fun, met some new friends, and when you got back, the light bulb was already changed.
Capricorn: One. Capricorns like to do everything by themselves so they can bask in all the glory.
Aquarius: Two. You don’t really care about the light bulb, you’d much rather theorize how you can invent your own lighting system so you can save the world.
Pisces: Ten. Five to decide who will change it and five more to share the experience and talk about their feelings.
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